At Least Super Bowl Didn’t Fail to Live Up to His Expectations

Before anyone sings the national anthem, they should pass this test:

1. Prove you can read music.

2. Prove you can carry a tune.

3. Prove you know the words.

4. What does it mean to “honor your country?”

5. Prove you’re not a self-centered, pompous jerk who only wants attention.

JIM DYKES

San Dimas