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Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

1977. CDCAT ONDA DISCOH

DANZ FLOORE? THE1 GETNDWN?

USEEE HIM, DONCHA, WEARN

DAT DNGRSLY FAABULZ LIMEAID

POLYSTR SHIRT?

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OITSSME! YESITIS AND IUSE2

OWN 109 SHIRTS LYKTHAT ONE!

NOT1 NACHRUL FIBRE NDA LOTT!

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1987. IVCHNGD. THEGAPP ERA,

ITSON. NOW KOTTON RULES! AS4

MII 4MER N2ZIASM FORRE

KLOTHES MADE INA CHEMLAB--

OPLEZE, IMTRYN2 4GETIT.

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THAT WINTR IDOIDO GO2FIJI. INN

AA VILLIJ NEARBY SUM BANANUH

TREEEES, IMET DALOCAL CHEEF.

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THISS FIJICHF, ANOLD GUYYO,

DYD SAYHII, CMON N2 MYHAUS.

BIGCHZ ORNOTT, HEES LIKA

AVGJOE FIJIGUY.

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BUT ICONE BIGDIFF: EVRY1 ELS

THER DDID GOROUND INNN AAA

TSHRT (ORELSE SHRTLES).

NOTHIM.

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HEEEE DUZZZ SSSPORT SOMTHIN

FAMILYA. ITDOES LOOK XAKLY

LYKE 1OFME SLINKIE DISCO

SHURTZ. ICARMBA!

I MEANN, EXACTLI.

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IAMMM CRINGEN. DDIDI

ACTUALY WEAR THISSS?

ANND HOWE WUD UNO FIJIAN

BIGSHOT AKWIRE SUCHA

QUIRKEE NUMBAH?

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1997. IMSHOKD! THE70SS AREIN.

MANMAID FABRIQE IZZZ INN2.

GETTHIZ: DACRON. ITSBAAK.

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IREADGQ. IMAWARE ZAT

NFASHYN NO1NOS WTSNEXT.

HOWEVR NN FIJI THERIZ DATT

FSHN4WD CHEPH WITH JUSTA

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